I've fallen in love with the song, "Jerk It Out" by Caesars. "What song is that?" you ask.

"Oh, you've heard it," I reply. "It's the song on that iPod commercial. The green one. Yeah, that one." (An excerpt from a recent conversation I had with myself. It didn't end well.)

Every time I see it I just want to go out and buy an iPod (damn those Marketing Genuises). But because I can't afford one, I got the song instead. My newness lusting has been appeased once more. Amen.