We've all wanted to fly. It's a scientific fact*. Well, now we can.

Leave the kites at home, children, because today you can become the Fly Guy. Step into excitement, my friends.






*There is absolutely no evidence to support this idea. No studies have been done, nor have any scientists made such a ridiculous claim. The author uses the term 'scientific' in a very loose, generalized, and all-around hypothetical sort of way, in a vain attempt to make his statement sound more credible. We apologize for any shock or wild disbelief this may have caused.