I get these Apple e-mail flyers every few days. It seems to me those guys spend too much time in their offices making things out of plastic and not enough in reality. Here's what they seem to think my Christmas list looks like, and what I should be buying:

Mom: iMac G5
Dad: iBook G4
Sister: iPod Nano
Friend: Airport Express

Yeah, so ok, this kid who has four people on his list and about $6, 000 to spend between them is...who? And how do I get on his list?